today was pretty cool. here are some of the highlights:

  • went to band camp (no photos available)
  • went to my house with john, hilary, sabrina(*), pam, and mark. We got there and ate (correction, hilary ate) a cake, two bags of doritos, banana bread, and a array of other stuff.(no photo available)
  • Hilary ate about 15 white castle hamburgers. i think she assumed it was attractive..?(photo below)
  • mark started to act like he owned me and my wooden fridge. he was all "i own you, bitch."(photo below)
  • after hilary finished the burgers, mark and john got in a fight. mark won but it was declared an illegal finishing move due to illegal object.(photo below)
  • beating john to a senseless pulp didnt satisfy his cravings. he went after hilary next and threw her on the ground and kicked her repeatedly.(photo below)
  • John disappears(obviously no photo)
  • hilary calls john arena on her cell phone.(photo below)
  • John shows up in his kickass van with ninjas to help fight mark.(photo below)
  • mark gets scared and flees the scene giving the rest of us rude gestures as he peels out in his cadillac.(photo below)
  • all the time sabrina(*) is just standing there being all cool not helping anyone.(photo below)
  • we all kind of got sick of her in the end so we told her she was going to disney world (notice the happiness in the photo below)
  • We really shipped her off to denmark. we havent seen her since.